Daily Mom Humor - An Optimistic Birth Plan

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You're a first-time mom with a detailed birth plan?  Let me know how that works out for you.

Yeah, my "birth plan" did not go as planned.  That was not in the brochure!  

My water was supposed to break (just like it does in the movies), but nope.  I had to be induced.  And even after being induced, I failed to progress.  

After 24-hours of "labor" (contractions), I had "failed to progress," and I ended up getting a C-section.  I was 0 cm dilated, and at a -3 station.

Son-of-a...

The worst part: they wouldn't let me eat (and I was the hungriest pregnant person ever!), and then they wouldn't let me drink (I was also the thirstiest pregnant person ever!).

Stay tuned for the story of my birth experience.

What experiences did you have with your 'birth plan'?  Did your child birth experience go as planned?  

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